monsters, inc bloopers transcript

, (Screen fades to and from black revealing Mike and Sulley facing the screen as the entire scare floor look at them.). You know, he's got them shifty eyes. Mike: Make it stop, Sulley! (Mike opens the door, but sees only other doors stacked behind it.). Sulley: Okay, all right, making a nice little area for you to-- (Sulley hears a giggle. system) Never mind. I'll take good care of the kid. Without warning, the kid bites him. ), Sulley: (v.o.) Mike swipes a card-key from a child's folder, and slides it through a slot on the station. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I'm a natural! The door opens. CDA Agent #1: If you could make that out to Bethany, my daughter (The geeks, Smitty and Needleman, emerge from a door, grab the trash can, and wheel it away. Yeti: Uh, yak's milk. Sulley: Hey, that looks like Randall. He's about to jam his arm into the bowl when), (Sulley spins around to find Mary standing behind him. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles, and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply (gets annoyed) WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED!!! ), (Sulley keeps getting punched. ), (Befuddled, Mikes looks to the window. Save it for the scare floor, will you? You know we still need her to laugh. Roz closes her desk window as CDA agents run by.). Sulley: What were they talking about a machine? Come back. Augustus "Spike" Jones puts a tentacle in his mouth and blows. I think there might be a way to save her, if we can just get down to that--. Which means the scare floor will be Randall: (losing it) Empty! (Mike closes the door on his face, squishing it and making a goofy face. They're nauseatingly cute together.). ), (The Scarers stop opposite their doors. Take it easy. Father: (o.s.) Okay, rule number one out here: Alwaysno. (A monster with dozens of eyes steps forward to corroborate). Give it a rest, will you, butterball? Smitty: Oh, no. ), (Fungus points to the tally board. Randall: It's here in the factory, isn't it? "), (Sulley stands waiting in front of a bathroom stall. Let me just go outside and make some more. ), (Waternoose looks as if he's seen a ghost. (Meanwhile, Boo plays with some tools hanging on a work panel. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, (Pixar Animation Studios logo appears. Randall's eyes narrow. ), (Mike lifts up a copy of the magazine and holds it in front of him.). Is that what you want? , Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) A Jumbo-tron screen displaying the MI logo switches over to a map. What a coincidence, running into you here! Mike grabs onto Sulley's tail, trying to slow him down.). All the doors are being returned to the vault. Mr. Waternoose: Oh, I never thought things would come to this. The lights flare to a white hot brightness, and then POP! (On the TV, Henry J. Waternoose, a large crab-like monster, turns to face the camera.). Or was that the wind? In the lobby, various monster employees greet Mike and Sulley as they enter.). Waternoose: (slamming against the door) Open this door! Outside the factory, The CDA agents shut Waternoose into the back of the van and drive away. Mr. Waternoose: Tell that to the board of directors. Come on, enough. Mike: Let me see it! Make her laugh again. Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage, or Old Dumpster. Bob "Dentures" Peterson is handed a set of false teeth. Guy takes five steps and he's there. Mike: None of it matters? (gasps) 23-19!! A prequel was released twelve years later in 2013 titled Monsters University, which centers around Sulley and Mike in their college days.. The filmmakers asked permission from Toho (Godzilla's film studio) to use a Godzilla roar, but Toho turned them down, so Ted responds with a chicken cluck instead. They see Randall, Fungus and the scream cart.). That is, if these gentlemen hadn't shut us down. And cut! Mr. Waternoose: Hmm. The VHS also had the bloopers during the credits, and VUDU's digital . Sulley: (yelling up to Ted) Hey, Ted! ), (Doors are stacked in rows above and below them, like a wall. Celia: (scolding snakes) Girls, girls! Red alert! This is the way hundreds of children see him every night in their rooms. It's lemon. OhNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ), (Mary looks into the closet intently. Anyone? I can be taller! The traffic sign changes from "DON'T STALK" to "STALK", replacing the red hand and the green monster walking. Mr. Waternoose: An entire scare floor out of commission. ), (Sulley roars louder. ), (Boo laughs hysterically at Mike's pain. Here we are. Fungus looks around, confused. Mike: (weakly) Well, somebody's certainly been a busy bee. Open 'em. Well, listen, James, why don't you stop by the simulator after lunch today and give us the scare demonstration we talked about, huh? Snakes flowing wildly, she leaps through the air and tackles him to the ground.). In one of the credit bloopers, though, he was revealed to be a dinosaur - Rex, from Toy Story (1995) - auditioning for a role in the movie. A dark shadow cuts across the bedspread. One of these days, I am really gonna let you teach that guy a lesson. I was just (Sulley reaches towards Boo. ), Sulley: (v.o.) (Mr. Waternoose and Sulley approach the coffee machine. He slides the chompers into place and snarls. Whoaaaaa! ), (Boo gives Mike a big hug. Sulley: (stage whisper) Hello? (Mike peeks around the menu, grins awkwardly at Celia, then ducks back behind. Yeti: You wanna go to the village? (Mike is still explaining the situation to Waternoose.). Boo runs after it. Waternoose: I have no choice! (Bile shuffles nervously away from the animatronic kid.). The closet door creaks open. (Sulley has finished building a makeshift toboggan. Sulley rips off the door to the secret passageway and runs through. My chair is more comfortable, anyway. ), (Boo thinks this is hilarious and begins laughing. ), (Randall hears the commotion and turns around. Mike stands atop the pile encouraging him.). ), (Waternoose hurries after the CDA agents). While we're young here, Fungus! ), Needleman: so then I said "if you talk to me like that again, we're through.". Oh-oh Whoa-a! My baby! Shut it off! (The jumping monster kid gets tangled in the tongue rope and lies into a giant eye monster watching from a window. He's working hard. You've destroyed this company. I'll call you! What-?! The three ride off across the vault. Uh-oh! Computerized Voice: (o.s.) (The camera fades in to the little boy's bedroom, at night. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. The cube travels down a conveyor belt towards Sulley. Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. I've had a lot of birthday - well, not a lot of birthdays, but this is the best birthday ever. P.T. Nearby CDA agents nervously step away.). (offering) Snowcone? (to other CDA) Attention! ), (Back in the bathroom, Sulley crawls playfully along the row of stalls. Mike: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Needleman: Quiet! Sulley: (relieved) Oh! Mr. Waternoose corks the can.). Mike: I have no idea. The silhouette of a large horned creature rises up over he bed. Sulley: (to Randall) She's not scared of you anymore. Mr. Waternoose: Oh, kids these days. The end credits contained the bloopers only on the Fullscreen version, while the Widescreen version contained the original credits with no bloopers (the original DVD had both the Widescreen and Fullscreen versions on it). Oh, Googly Bear! But when the big hand points down. A parade of agents enter the room, standing at attention. But it would be really great if it didn't do it again. You didn't file your paperwork last night. - I'm Monsters, Incorporated. Waternoose yells and beats against the Tryout Room door. ), (The tally board updates; Sulley's back in first place.). Two geeky monsters, Needleman and Smitty, straighten one of them.). Yeti: Ah, poor guy. Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like Mike: (sighs) Listen, I need a favor. Waternoose: This has gone far enough, James! Ow! (Mike takes off, carrying Boo's monster disguise. Mary stares back at him, wide awake.). (Ted answers. Mike, Sulley and Ted cross.). Mike: It'll be their problem, not ours. Hello. Mike: Wow, Randall, that's great. Mike: Hey, you all right? I would do anything to keep it from going under. She's gone! Panicked, Sulley opens and slams the door, but nothing changes.). (Mike hurls his snowball towards Sulley, but instead, it smashes Randall's invisible face, exposing him to view. Tiny Monster Wife: Have a good day, sweetie. I mean, well, sure, he's handsome, if you like the big guy, he's rugged. That's a cute little dance you've got. His nerdy assistant Fungus alternates the patterns. But Sulley walks too far and falls over on the recliner he was standing on, making Mary giggle. As he runs, a line of toy duckies caught on his tail quack along after him. Go get the stick. CDA Agent #2: We have an 7835 in progress. Randall collapses to the ground, becoming visible again. I was-- (suddenly stern) Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady. Mike follows, jumping onto the door behind him. (Boo spins around in a circle, getting dizzy). ), (Sulley and Mike flee over to the window. ), (Mike and Sulley are taking Mary to the scare floor. (back to mushy) Oh, but I'm so glad you're safe. (In anguish, he buries his face in his hands.). Boo whimpers. ), (The bedroom light clicks off. A huge metal door lowers into the station with a bang. What a night for my mother to be in the audience, ladies and gentlemen! ), (Boo's eyestalk and trash go tumbling down the garbage chute. Randall lands in the same French kid's room, then continues after Mike and Sulley. Monsters, Inc. is a 2001 American computer-animated comedy film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures. ), (Sulley and Mike walk through the door into Monsters Inc.), (CDA Agents are everywhere, combing the place.). Sulley: Uh, I'm just going to order something to go. Ready for decon. Another door comin' right up. Celia is caught up in the stampede of fleeing patrons. Sulley: Boo? You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal. Sulley: Another day like this, and that scare record's in the bag! Flat-liningflat-lining Sulley: Uh, Mike, I think she's getting tired. , (In the locker room, Mike opens his locker door and grabs a giant, clear bowl.). (Sulley stands protectively in front of the bed.). Whew! Huh? Fungus: (suddenly entering the room) Randall! The red light on the door they're riding lights up and fades off. Mike and Sulley retreat in fear. Soft moonlight illuminates the room. - meaning "Welcome! Finally the machine spits out a compressed cube of garbage. Mike: Somebody's gotta take care of you, you big hairball. Other assistants do the same. You were on a roll, my man! Mike: Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. ), (Boo jumps in front of the open door, but only sees her closet with her stuff in it), (The portal to the monster world has closed. He says he could lather up a bunch of spit and asks for another take. (Peterson inserts chattering teeth into his mouth as he walks into a closet door. When new customers enter the restaurant, the waiters all yell. Charlie: He's doing great! Sulley: Here! Now, that's my boy. Funny, she doesn't look dangerous. Roz: And I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly for once. What else could go wrong? Randall: Get off my tail! It falls and smashes at the bottom of the vault. Sulley speaks to Mary as though one might talk to a dog.). Now, say goodbye to-- (Mike points to where Boo stood moments before she's gone.). (Sulley gives his fans a high five as Mr. Waternoose approaches.). Sulley: Look, don't panic. Assistants, please report to your stations. Her snakes rattle in annoyance.). You be a good girl, okay? ), (Sulley spots a little purple figure riding a door off in the distance. Sulley: (singsong) Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her. Sulley punches Randall, knocking him out. ), (The fabric of Sulley's chair has now been reconstructed into a makeshift monster costume.). Mike : No, I'm not attacking you. Starring, written, and directed by Mike Sulley: And produced by Mike Wazowski. Sulley turns, keeping Mary hidden behind his back. Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved. ), (Yellow-suited figures known as the CDA rappel through the windows from the ceiling overhead. Well, hello there. Sulley: It's just a closet. (As they approached the lobby doors, a fellow worker emerges. Mike: Hey, look at that, it's Randall. The new commercial's on. Needleman: (o.s.) Where's Wazowski?! Mike: We gotta get out of here NOW!! Randall: (laughs) What do you know? (Screen cuts to Sulley walking onto a stage in the Simulator Room.). Oh, yes. Don't I matter? Go to sleep. (Sulley desperately scans the doors ahead. Satisfied, Bile bounces a soccer ball and smiles. Oh, boy, how do I explain this? (And a mighty roar it is. Sulley: I still don't understand. I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk (For the first time, Sulley turns, his eyes alive.). Sulley: The power's out. ), (Mike pulls his eyelid out and snaps it back on his eye. Randall emerges. He has an idea.). Mike whispers to him.). are heard emerging from the set. Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation, would you like her voicemail? Sulley: Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose. The song continues. Mike: What are you talking about? Mike smiles as a gigantic can fills with laughs.). Tonight is about me, and Mike: (love-struck) Celia! ), (Mr. Waternoose shoves Mike and Sulley through the door. Is that supposed to be funny?). You're in kindergarten, right? Yeah, you know-- (another toy) Oh, that's cute. (Sulley sits at the mouth of the cave, staring at his hands.). Isolate the contaminate! The toys and kid junk from Boo's room -- which Sulley stuffed in the night before -- fall out onto George.). Sulley peeks into the room.). Randall practices camouflaging by blending into various background patterns: wood, brick, wallpaper. Simulation terminated. Sulley makes a run for the door, but it's slammed in his face. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Outside, helicopters scan the area. It stops, stacked against the wall of doors.). A microphone is thrust in his face.). Lead CDA Agent: Stay where you are. They all wear little dog collars, too. The curtain flies open. (stops mocking) What a creep. CDA Agents: (all shouting) 23-19! Needleman & Smitty: Hey, Mr. Sullivan. Get the kid back through the door! Sulley: Hi, guys! Tooken off my 2002 VHS of monster's Inc please enjoy make sure to stay tuned for this video my next video will be a bugs life bloopers end credits suscribe Help!!! Coming through! Mike: Well, I don't think that date could have gone any worse! ), (Sulley races down the mountainside on his makeshift sled. One without the other don't mean nothing to me, nothing to me! ), (Meanwhile Fungus is being tossed happily into the air by the celebratory group.). Sulley freezes. (Fungus is suddenly pulled up into the ceiling by a pair of large blue hands. Mike: Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet-- Oop! Before him sits Boo's reconstructed door, meticulously glued back together. The idea for Monsters, Inc. started with a lunch in 1994. Hello? They all got one thing in common, pal: banishment! Sulley visually follows Boo's door. Sulley: She's home now! Waternoose: W-what are you doing? It's okay, it's all right. Mr. Waternoose pours himself a cup of the thick gooey liquid.). Best three years of my life. [Outtake 1] [Ryan and Sulley are standing near a chair] Ryantransformer: Speed. I told you I'd get her card key. BOY: Good night, Mom. (The Scare Floor has now officially become The Laugh Floor. Mike: We're going! You're doing great! Sulley: No, her door was white, and it had flowers on it. Jerry: (o.s.) And who would we be scaring today? Mike: I can't believe we are waltzing right up to the factory! Sulley's standing in the middle of the Scare Floor. the doors surrounding them activate too. Mike: Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute and "eedray your isptscray". Mike: Yes, well, uh, I'll try to be less careless. (The CDA agents discuss the situation. Mike and Sulley stare up at Randall in disbelief as they fall. (The CDA agents lead Waternoose out of the simulator room.). I'm getting warmer, any second now! You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! SULLIVAN! Yeti: Kids? Scientist: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC!!! (Randall is finally able to push his way through the mob. (Sulley opens the closet. Mike: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! (Randall glares at Waternoose. Randall: No, no, wait! Step Brothers (2008) Bloopers, Gag Reel & Outtakes. ), (Sulley and Mike wear colanders, snorkel masks, and oven mitts for protection. Let's go, everybody. ), (Sulley runs to the locker room. A newscaster talks to the camera.). Mike tosses the microphone and runs to her. Boo sees Randall and whimpers, Sulley gently shushes her. Where? (We cut over to Mike's mother in the audience wearing a foam finger. That wasn't real. Look, I already told your buddies I haven't seen anything! We could be next! TraiLer. Mike: Come on, the coast is clear. Waternoose stands in the doorway, holding Boo. An alarm sounds and Boo's door, poised high above the station, heads back into the door vault. About a month later, Disney rereleased the movie in theaters adding the new material to the credits. Mike: I'm on the cover of a magazine! (Sulley has an idea. Don't worry. Fungus: I don't know. ), (Mike huddles around the lantern for warmth because he's cold from being out in the snow for so long. ), Pupil 2: I won't go in a kid's room! CDA agents walk onto the stage and grab Waternoose.). Mike: Psst. ), Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. We're out of snowcones. Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.! ), George: Oh, dear. Ms. Flint: And leaving a door open is the worst mistake any employee can make because? ), (Sulley runs to Boo. (brightening) This is perfect! The photographer looks up and sees Mary. (A scream comes from another door. (Sulley growls at the paper kid while dodging it. Never go out in a blizzard. We scare because we care. ), (Sulley freezes as two CDA agents head towards him.). (Mary runs carefree through the chaos in the restaurant, babbling. You can't make me! Mike: Look, Sulley, you wanted her door, and there it is. (At the reception desk, Celia Mae is answering phone calls.). Fungus: Thank goodness. Claws' assistant: Keep it together, man! Randall: Everyone goes to lunch! ), (Invisible Randall chokes Sulley, who gasps for air.). (Sulley goes up and down, roaring on two levels. George relaxes, whistling happily as he walks away. I understand. Randall's assistant Fungus scratches his head.). (All doors are ejected and return to the vault.). You filled your quota on the first kid of the day. It's fine. Of course I was the ball (The kid looks on, skeptically. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks (This diversion is more that Sulley can handle.). It's a new haircut, isn't it? Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have , (Screen flashes, the piece of cereal hits her cheek. Uhm, so to confirm, then, you did find the ah Fungus: Oh, huzzah! She sent me to my room. "Harryhausen's.". Mike: Don't tell me not to panic. (Randall and Fungus lift the box out of the scream cart.). ), (Boo comes skipping around a corner and run into a group of monster kids. ), Mike: (v.o.) A snowball hits Sulley in the back. Sulley has become a gruesome, terrible monster. (chuckles) See, with the (annoyed) These are the jokes, kid. (Later, the monster kids jump rope as Mike and Sulley pass.). ), (Sulley picks up Boo's door card key and runs towards the exit. (Sulley tosses Mike the can of "odorant". Mike, Sulley and Boo hang onto the door as it moves. Number one wants to talk to you. Well, that is great. Sulley and Mike walk out into the evening light.). We're sitting targets! Mike: Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scar-- Kid's asleep! (Mr. Waternoose and Sulley both chuckle. No, I didn't! Sulley: (looking for Mike) Mike? Mike: (being pulled from both sides) Okay, here's the truth! Mike: I like everything about you. I-- (A smile spreads across Randall's face.) Boo's head peeks out over the set. Mike: Never mind. Mary tries to catch it, but rolls out of the shot and laughs off-screen. (CLANG! Always watching. Mike and Sulley look back at the melee, and scurry out.

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